Seven disgusting kids but nevertheless of interesting personality are being made of the green mud coming out of garbage can. Once alive their master gives them rules to obey although they think that life is funnier without following stupid regulations like no television or no candy. Naturally this will cause some conflicts.
Imagine being a 15 year old girl in 1980s Hollywood. You get a role in a children's movie. In this movie you are hyper-sexualized, show your panties, only wear revealing clothes, take off your top and stroke your nipples.
Probably Epstein's favourite flick.
It's a mess. But I actually found it funny. Captain is great and the State Home for the Ugly is fits with the fabulous insanity the movie hints at. I can't imagine what it was like to be a girl/woman in this. The shit that goes on in this kids movie is unbelievable.