A modern-day take on the "Beauty and the Beast" tale where a New York teen is transformed into a hideous monster in order to find true love.
A bloke has a curse placed on him where he learns that instead of being mean, he can be creepy.
Absolutely nobody on the planet would behave like a single one of these characters, and if that weren't the case, this movie would still suck. Gets the extra star for LisaGay Hamilton & Neil Patrick Harris who, though still ridiculous, are at least endearing.
(Also he's way hotter as The Beast).
_Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid if possible._